Jmt Edit Meaning

1.

Jedi Mind Trick - aka, an attempt by a person (usually futile, but please tell us if it works) to get out of something, by attempting to use the ol' 'jedi mind trick' on a weak-minded opponent.

Random Girl: Where's the stapler?

Me: You don't need to see our stapler.

<Holds up stapler> "This isn't the stapler you're looking for.

You may go about your business.

<Girl walks away, confused. Geeky friends laugh.>

2.

Noun: Jamaican Mean Time. A timescale that shifts everything back by up to two and a half hours.

A true story follows.

White, British people looking at their invitations: "I've been here over an hour. Are you sure we've got the right church?"

Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "What you folks doin' here? Bride ain't even be in her dress yet."

White, British people looking at their invitations: "But it says two o'clock."

Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "Chill it my friends. We run tings on JMT. Soon come, soon come."

3.

Acronym used for rapper "Jedi Mind Tricks." I personally use this when I'm at school. (If you say the full name, kids will think you are a geeky Star Wars fag.)

ME: Yo, JMT is pretty damn cool.

HIM: Really? I'll check him out, thanks man.

BUT...

ME: Jedi Mind Tricks Rules!!!

HIM: You're a fag...

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4.

Just my type.

Chuck said Brad was a double JMT!