Jockotism

What is Jockotism?

Jocks hiring other jocks for positions they don't deserve.

Dude 1: How come Doug promoted Joe to SVP of Int'l sales. He can't do that job better than Paul.

Dude 2: Jockotism man - he played ball ten years after Doug at the U.

See jock, sports, gameday

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