Joe Dirt

What is Joe Dirt?


1.

As a young boy his parents left him in a trash can. Since then his whole life has been devoted to searching/finding his parents. He has a mullet, and likes many 80's glam bands. He is also a badass.

Ronney: Sorry did i get you Joe?

Joe Dirt: No, I'm cool.

Ronney: No your not!

See mullet, badass, jesus, fuckstick

2.

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.

What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.

See wack, gay, fat, dumb, bum


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