What is Joe Kick-ass?
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Any man/
1. You don't take no shit from anybody.
2. You have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better)
3. You play by your own rules
4.You are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.*
Only when you complete these steps will you be a true Joe Kick-Ass.
Silverstreak is a regular Joe Kick-Ass.
Don't laugh at his momma, or he'll go Joe Kick-Ass on ya and run you down/shoot you with his Ferarri covered in shotguns!
*#4 is optional
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