Joe Pelto

What is Joe Pelto?


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A person who typically works at your local grocery store and goes to work hammered. A typical joe pelto is old, drunken and drives a grand marquee. If you see a Joe Pelto you should not approach him, so to avoid being invited upstairs. Sme examples of Joe Pelto catch phrases are:

-"Fuckin caaaaaaack sucker!"

-"Gonna Visit my faackin daghter in faackin California."

-"Yeah, but if you go over 40 the cops'll never catcha!"

-"It's all the same when you close your eyes."

Bystander #1- Man, Did you see that Joe Pelto get fired the other day.

Bystander #3- Yeah, i guess the boss was sick of him coming to work piled.

See joe, pelto, joseph, pelt, grand, marquee, booze, Schreiber


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