What is Joel Zumaya?
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The hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. Plays for the Detroit Tigers. Possible closer in 2009-2010 season. Often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. His fastest recorded is 104.8 mph Known for his infamous injuries which include playing Guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the Californian wildfires
Joel Zumaya strikes out the side!
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