Joff

What is Joff?


1.

masturbate; short for "jerk off"

"I've been joffing so much lately my arm is numb."

"Go joff to some kiddie porn, you pedophile."

2.

Someone that appreciates the underrated world of randomness

A Randomist

he wore his labcoat while wondering around the museum, such joffish behaviour.

See random, randomness, unusual, unordinary

3.

It can be used as a verb for "jack off" in any form. It can also be used as a noun.

(v)"I like to joff."

(v)"I joffed right then and there."

(v)"Man don't bother me while im joffing!"

(v)"He joffs too much."

(v)"Then I had the bitch joff me."

(n)"Then she licked up the rest of the joff that was on the floor."

4.

Masterbate,ejaculate....."joff" is short for jack of.

Dude....i joffed on ya mom last night!

See joff, jack, off, masterbate, ejaculate, skeet, sperm, cum, jiz, jizz, jizzle


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