Johann!

What is Johann!?


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Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:

JO-HANN!!!

"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"

-mashed potatoes-

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