John Hancock

What is John Hancock?


1.

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

2.

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

3.

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

4.

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

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5.

When a male ejaculates on a female's body spelling out his name in the process

Rich John Hancocked his girlfriend Becky in the coat room last night

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6.

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.

Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.

Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.

Don: What is that?

Steve: Its when I sign your back.

Don: With what?

Steve: My dick.

Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.

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