John Hauser Edit Meaning

1. The act of splapping a girl in the face with your penis right when she is about to suck it. She got on her knees, unzipped my fly, open..

1. The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything"...

1. This is an amazingly random person whos name is Jesica (or something of the sort) and at times feels the need to act like a strage hawk ..