John R. Lindensmith

What is John R. Lindensmith?

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Faton Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.

John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

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African Forklift

1. The result of when a women gets on her knees to pull your pants down and as they are lowering the sudden release of pantaloon pressure s..

Little Amelia

1. The nickname for my hamster, Charlie Awwww, Little Amelia is so cute! See Biddy..

Naval Gazing

1. Excessive introspection. Too into themselves to notice anyone else. Doesn't even notice me. He's too busy naval gazing cause..

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