John R. Lindensmith

What is John R. Lindensmith?

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Faton Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.

John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

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Vagina-mooncher

1. It is the Cotex character in Halo two with flambouyant pink armor and a red dot on its arm. billy acted like a vagina-mooncher while dr..

Turkey Jerky

1. When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it. "She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turk..

Zero Joy

1. An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't. Also another way of saying I had no luck. Brian: 'Did you manage to..

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