John R. Lindensmith

What is John R. Lindensmith?

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Faton Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.

John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

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Implant

1. Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the b..

Orgasm Gun

1. A penis. "Put your lips around my orgasm gun!"..

Porn Flappers

1. The act of flapping porn cards on the Las Vegas Strip. The flapping sound is the cards hitting the below minimum wage workers hand a sp..

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