Johnny Log

What is Johnny Log?

(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.

Context:

I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.

"Ever drop a johnny log"

See Craney

An immense turd exceeding 11.5 inches in length.

I almost puked when I saw the Johnny Log that Amanda left. That bitch needs to learn to flush.

See turd, dump, shit, caca, dookie, booboo, poop, crap, lincoln log, cucumber, excretement, cookie, floater, scat

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