What is Johnny Log?
1.
(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.
Context:
I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
"Ever drop a johnny log"
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2.
An immense turd exceeding 11.5 inches in length.
I almost puked when I saw the Johnny Log that Amanda left. That bitch needs to learn to flush.
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