Johnny Log

What is Johnny Log?

(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.

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I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.

"Ever drop a johnny log"

See Craney

An immense turd exceeding 11.5 inches in length.

I almost puked when I saw the Johnny Log that Amanda left. That bitch needs to learn to flush.

See turd, dump, shit, caca, dookie, booboo, poop, crap, lincoln log, cucumber, excretement, cookie, floater, scat

Chap Slap

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Asscrapilicious

1. Something so horrendous, no swear word will do.... like Gibson's mom. Hey you ASSCRAPILICIOUS WHOREBAG! *spank*..

Biznatchsizzizle.

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