Johnny Tallsocks

What is Johnny Tallsocks?

Someone who wears shorts that are too short and socks that are too tall. Almost always a white guy who works out, or thinks they are in shape.

I had to leave the library after Johnny Tallsocks sat down next to me.

See high waters, nerd, gook, goober, fitness

Zulu 1

1. n. Any middle aged minority person driving an unusually large, ugly car (such as a Ford Crown Victoria, or anything made by Oldsmobile) ..

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1. A nicely formed ass. Either big or small, round or tight, it has to be on a girl though. Do not mistake this for a girl that is big as a..

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1. White cider or other cheap, strong alcoholic drink Those chavs are drinking chavpaign See chav, chavs, cider, alcohol, wife beater..

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