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The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.
So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sand..
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receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor
I had a little too much to drink last night and..
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when you assume the doggy position on a girl, grab her starbucks latte off the dresser, sip, spit and go to work on that ass.
"I g..