What is Johnology?
1.
underground religion created by hoodrats in Staten Island. Johnfessions are held for the few Johnologists. Sklins are forgiven by the JohnFather after saying certain prayers such as the Our Johnathan, Johhny Bee, and Hail Johnny. Johnology prayers are often used to cast away the evils of skruges
I converted to Johnology to defeat the skruges!
See
Random Words:
1.
often spotted late at night in clubs.
often heard to say "I'm on the door".
Dresses in Hunter S Thompsonesque fashion.
..
1.
when you invite a dude to your house then put peanut butter on his bung then dipp your tungue in it...again...and again...and again.
Ma..
