John's Mom

What is John's Mom?

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.

Person2: In John's mom!

Person1: This sucks!

Person2: Like John's mom.

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Cranksed

1. To be extremely drunk. (From the word Crunk but typed incorrectly while being worled and cranksed.) We're getting so cranksed ton..

Sexmazing

1. something is sexy and amazing. (sexmazing) or it'd be amazing to have sex with... "ohh yeahh, i totally agree that The All-Am..

N.i.y.e.

1. Acronym for: Nut In Yo' Eye. To get semen in a female's eye. Also see J.I.Y.E. I am going to N.I.Y.E. tonight. Also, a pla..

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