John's Mom

What is John's Mom?

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.

Person2: In John's mom!

Person1: This sucks!

Person2: Like John's mom.

See Drew

1950's

1. A decade from January 1 1950 to December 31 1959. In the 1950's: 1n wore black leather jackets, jeans, cotton shirts and often li..

If I Could I Wood

1. thats is the phrase people say when they cant get a boner or a new slogan for viagra my grandpa told me grandma if i could i wood and ..

Lobster Cock

1. A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskinattatched, particularly those with bad hygene. Dude, I haven&apo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

John's Mom Edit Meaning