John's Mom

What is John's Mom?

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.

Person2: In John's mom!

Person1: This sucks!

Person2: Like John's mom.

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