Johns Mom

What is Johns Mom?

A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy

I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom

See milf, slut, whore, mother

Uglytale

1. somebody who is not attractive and resembles their rear end. or their mothers. or somebody who makes Sasquach look good uhhhhhh look at..

Hump The Monkey

1. To have sex. "I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."..

Stupefy

1. A term used in moments of hilarity, complete randomness, or hyperness. You point weirdly at your friends, acquaintances, teachers or com..

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