Johns Mom

What is Johns Mom?

A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy

I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom

See milf, slut, whore, mother

Mountain Did

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Ultra 64

1. The original name for what is now known as the Nintendo 64. "Maybe the name is better off being 'Nintendo 64', but I mis..

You're Such A Pants

1. Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection. You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!! ..

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