Johns Mom

What is Johns Mom?

A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy

I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom

See milf, slut, whore, mother

Zompire

1. half zombie half vampire me (zompire) hahahaha See zombie, vampire, sunlight, wood..

Falaffle

1. It is from the TV show How I met Your Mother. When Robin tries to say "Ted, I love you." She ends up saying "Ted, Falalff..

Ass Kissing

1. To suck up to someone.Also known as brown nosin.Or to actually kiss someones ass. Holy Shit dude get ready for some serious ass kissing..

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