Johns Mom

What is Johns Mom?

A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy

I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom

See milf, slut, whore, mother

Grass Is Green

1. another way to say well duh meaning that the answer was very blatent . Other phrases like this include no shit sherlock bob:water is ..

Stephed

1. to have a retail sale stolen by a co-worker in order to increase their commission Holy crap, I just sold a bottle of lotion and i total..

Zelda Quest

1. Going on a long quest in search of something that can not be found ie zelda. Driniking is usually the cause of the quest. Lets go on a ..

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