Johnson, Vt

What is Johnson, Vt?

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The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.

Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....

Ariana: so define it.

See middle of nowhere, ben and jerry's, vermont, stowe
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