Johnstipated

What is Johnstipated?

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

See john, hooker, constipated, sex, blue balls

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