Johnstipated

What is Johnstipated?

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

See john, hooker, constipated, sex, blue balls

Urenima'd

1. Much like an aenema (fist in the ass) but with the pee hole. Usually done with a size 12 sneaker. fag - HOLY SHIT DOC that fuckin hurt!..

Tommorning

1. Pronunciation: əm-ˈmȯr-niŋ Etymology: Middle English to morgen, from Old English tō morgen, from tō to + morgen morrow, mor..

Nersty

1. Another word for nasty, but of a heightened nastiness. Old cheese is nasty. Old cheese with diarrhea on it is nersty. Often pronounced w..

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