What is Jon?
1.
Jon Short For
you can Spell It
Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in
D-Squad so is he.
A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"
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2.
(used mostly in massachusetts) the squad's word for alcohol, alcoholic drinks (jons), drinking (jonning), or to be drunk.
the party was crazy last night, i was so jon!
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3.
man who fixes computers...and by fixes computers, i actually mean have sex with "clients"
*telephone rings*
client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;)
jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers
client: see you in 5
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4.
a guy who is sexy and nice. but usaly has a girl friend
Man he's so hot! he's a total Jon
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5.
John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.
"Are you friends with a Jon.?"
"Yes. I am! He is so the coolest."
"I know! He Is the best."
"I know. He is totally awesome"
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6.
A unit of measurement that is greater than a foot but less than a yard.
That man is approximately five jons tall.
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7.
The most overused name on this earth!
Usually a strange/awkward person who likes to talk about random and stupid stuff, and also likes to talk about gossip such as celeb gossip or gossip around the work place or school. Also likes to seem like a drama king... (queen). Confused and possibly emo. Likes to listen to EXTREMELY heavy metal.
The teacher asks:
What is the correct answer to that question, Jon would you like to try and answer?
(75% of the class begins to answer)
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