What is Jonny Madson?
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has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.
"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"
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Shit from Lancashire.
Stuff that's made in Lancashire, but is rubbish.
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A penis roughly the size of Thumbelina. Oftentimes, people with a Thumblepenis are mocked.
Hey, did you hear Ryan is a thumblepenis? He..
