Jooftie

What is Jooftie?

female, chick, girl, potential scrape, specifically non-girlfriend

"check out that group of joofties over there"

"im gonna go throw some chat on that jooftie shes been eyeing me"

"how's the jooft?"

See chicks, bird, girls, pickup, scrape

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