Jooked

What is Jooked?


1.

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"

-Necro

2.

jooked means stabbed

"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"

See stabbed, stabbing, stab, knife, hurt, ^-^

3.

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*

Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!

White Guy: *cries* oh god!

Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

See jooked, jook, stab, cut

4.

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today

imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?

Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

See cricket, sport, lbw, jooked, shanked


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