What is Jordan Abbalover !?
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A makeout virgin. The lamest kid you will ever meet. Just kidding ! The MOST AMAZING kid you will ever meet in your entire life. A firecrotch kidd. A video game nerd. He's easy to make fun of, but there's nothing wrong with thatt. He only let me get four hours of sleep one night. But I'm down with thatt. He thinks hes the coolest kid to ever walk the earth. That may be true. One cocky boy. But it's not cocky if it's true. Thinks he's so cool with his little IPuke, but he knows my Sidepunch is better x592301. He's my teeth whitening skeet supplier. He has a bunchh of freckles. But what's a firecrotch kid without their freckles ? He's a haffahoe.
I want Jordan Abbalover ! in my pants.
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