What is Jordan Fraction?
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An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.
An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.
I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).
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