Jordan Matya

What is Jordan Matya?

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!

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Crap Clock

1. A person's daily, internal clock for taking a crap. Man...no matter where I am, at 8:15am every day, my crap clock goes off and I..

Ninjapwn

1. To be a ninja and to pwn some f00 Soroush and Brandon ninjapwned everyone and then went home with scores of hot babes. See Operator..

Carpentry

1. When you put a girl up against a wall and fuck her. HARD! I fucked her so hard, i nailed her to the wall...

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