Jording

What is Jording?

verbThe state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.

Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.

Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.

Roselind: Aw, please?

Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*

Roselind: wow.

See jordan, smile, slim, isengard

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