Jortia

What is Jortia?


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A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.

I went to a NASCAR race and now I'm suffering from a deadly case of jortia.

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