Jovanny Lopez

What is Jovanny Lopez?


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1.(noun)A cheating, lying, sneaking little bastard, who might not even be human. It lives in its natural habitat of Hyde Park, MA. where it plays girls, spreading it's sexually transmitted disease. All females who come in contact with it, may be left mentally unstable, and it is strongly recommended that they seek guidance immediately.

2.(adjective) To pull a Jovanny Lopez, is to act like an asshole, or a manhore, and to be a sex fiend.

1.(noun) I got an STD from Jovanny Lopez.

2. (adjective) He pulled a Jovanny Lopez on me.

See asshole, stds, jerks


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