Jpl

What is Jpl?


1.

Verb; To mess up the math or the numbers. In reference to a Jet Propulsion Lab space mission or two that failed due to failing to convert one set of units to another on part of the project (metric to US or the other way around).

jpl

jpl'ed

I have to enron these papers before they find out I jpl'ed the balance sheet and I get borked.

Rudd's crew chief jpl'ed the mileage, causing him to run short on fuel and costing him the race.

See convert, calculate, math, figure, estimate

2.

A talented, sexy young man who should have gotten farther in American Idol.

Wow, JPL did fantastic in Jailhouse Rock!


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