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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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The definition of Sex.
can i have dan trohman with you?
yeah sure!
See dan, sex, wow, ooft..
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The feeling a man gets when he pops the question to that special someone, and is afraid of being shunned.
Sally could sense the pretens..