Jpmetz Edit Meaning

1. Variation of LOL. Rolling on the floor laughing out loud, pissing in my pants - I lost my pants in the school's bathroom! - ROTFL..

1. When preparing to fuck a girl in the dark, swap your condom package for an Alka-Seltzer package. She will hear the package rip open and ..

1. A violent act of murder where a person is cut open across the abdomen reveiling the intestines, the victum is then strangled to death wi..