What is Jum?
1.
Jum is a word my sisters and I made up and we basically use it as a filler when we don't know what word to use...we use it so often our friends, parents, and even some teachers have taken to using the term. Here are some ways to use it:
1. (n) stuff, crap, junk, things etc.(usually with a negative connotation)
2. (adj) Very, extremely. often used in the phrase "jum good"
3. basically a filler word..may be used in places of "hell" or "heck."
1. You should probably get your JUM out of my locker, I can't fit my nunchucks.
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There was some sticky JUM at the bottom of the cup.
2. That orange juice was JUM good!Extra pulpy!
3.What the JUM was that?
OR
Get the JUM out of my way.
OR
I don't give a JUM what you think.
2.
A pal or compadre.
atta boi Jum!
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3.
The combination of a jew and a muslim.
Dude why are you being such a jum
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4.
The concoction resulting from the act of "jumming" (ejaculating in someone else's juice). Combination of the words "juice" and "cum."
Glenn: Dude, I totally jizzed in your juicebox. Haha!
Band Geek: Not cool. First my mouthpiece, now this jum? I hate you!
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5.
Alter-ego of a obsessive friend who can't get over his ex-girlfriend of only two months. Originated from a nickname the former girlfriend gave him based on an email account. User often will refer to this alter-ego in a weird manner.
Jum loves you.
Jum misses you.
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6.
A reusable condum made of platypus leather, most often used in Austrailia.
Jack: look, i got a new jum!
Diane: Good, youve had the other one for nearly two years!
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7.
Swedish for yum. Can be used in everyday situations. Also, to turn any word into swedish, all you need to do is add a J to the front.
Erik: Hey guys, are you coming to de-zine class? I have some shanges to make to my stuff. OH Boy, this pasta-in-a-can is jum!
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