Junk Armor

What is Junk Armor?

anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.

"Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor."

See condom, armor, junk, protection, safety

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