Jurples

What is Jurples?

n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.

Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.

Omniexistent

1. Misspelled though still understandable "omnipresent". -Dickhead, there's no such word as "omniexistent" -Lard..

Haddock Pastie

1. A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish. "Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie" See pussy, fan..

Gardner Group

1. A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be second against the wall when the revolution comes. The Gardner Group doesn't know its fac..

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