Jurples

What is Jurples?

n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.

Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.

Compression Helmet

1. Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory..

Government Grant

1. When you do something for someone, be it sexual or out of friendship, and get nothing in return. I performed cunnilingus on my signific..

John Mcclane

1. n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity. v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative mea..

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