Jurples

What is Jurples?

n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.

Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.

Garbage Face

1. One whose face resembles that of garbage. This includes the odor. Shmen: "Soggs, whats that smell man? It smells like garbage.&quo..

Exlaberent

1. To be excited, nervous, jumpy, happy, freaking out, super active, and feeling Jesus like. ex. “I’m very exlabernt to see that one movi..

Earstick

1. A q-tip with knives instead of cotton on either end used to cause harm of a malignant nature Im gonna jab Coach Nelson with my earstick..

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