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To be told there is a kickass party but then find out that the party is being hosted by a fat Mexican girl whose parents wanted to make ..
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When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don&ap..
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Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a..