J'z Edit Meaning

1. A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase..

1. To get wasted drinking wine (normally Pinot Grigio) at lunch and then continue for the rest of the day working as if you're fine. ..

1. The slapping sound of multiple cellphones being closed as meeting attendees, bored beyond endurance, check their messages and, in desper..