What is Kakins?
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noun.
1. a jamaican jerk loving ogre who resembles jack osbourne.
2. a man whose sole purpose in life is to C on the F.
3. a man who has the uncanny ability to 'ride the snake'
Jack Osbourne fan: "Hey, is that Jack Osbourne at wings?"
Rational Human Being: "No, that's just Kakins."
"Man, when I dated that girl all i wanted to do was pull a Kakins."
"Hey, you Kakins, ride the snake."
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fatal cancer of the lower region of one's body. Usually relating to the prostate or colon. Often causes an inflamed Vehiculous.
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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
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To have a wank.
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