What is Kalely?
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a mixture of the names 'kelly' and 'cal-el' from Superman. Used in this case as a nickname for the most idiotic person in the known world. Google it to find out more. Sometimes takes the form of a dog. Hyperactive puppy.
Cal-el is cool, Kalely does not exactly meet the standard requirements for being as such, considering that she makes me cry.
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