What is Kalispell?
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A city in Montana. Not a whole lot to do indoors, but plentiful with outdoor areas in which much recreation can be had (such as hiking, target shooting, hunting, etc.).
Has everything you need in the city, while the wooded areas are still very near.
All in all, a fine place to live. Is getting a little over-run with people, though. Time for some of us to move into the mountains, but it should have a bit more good time left.
Mikhail: "How's Kalispell treatin' ya?"
Phineas: "Very well. You'd know that if you opened your eyes and read my fucking post cards, dumbass. What the hell's your problem, bitch?"
Mikhail: "I'm blind..."
Phineas: "Not my fault you got lazy and forgot to exercise your eyes, you slothful fucker."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
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hell. the worste place God could have made. except for like...etheopia.
dont ever come to Kalispell
