Lmp Edit Meaning

1.

Leck meinen Penis (German)

Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt

See lick, my, test

2.

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

See Patty

3.

lesbian midget porn

lmp is a bunch of gay LP's getting together.

See dyke, girls, gay, nude, action

4.

Le Mans Prototype. They are specifically built for use in the Le Mans 24h, and are the successors to the earlier Group C cars. Some notable cars include the Audi R8, Bentley Speed 8, Ferrari 333SP, Toyota GT-One, and the famous "flying" Mercedes-Benz CLR.

You can buy your own LMP...for about $5 million.

See gtp, racing

5.

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)

To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"

"yeah, whatever, LMP"

See kiss my ass, bite me, get lost, whatever