What is Kam Wai?
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AKA Gummy Bear. A being that has not 2 but 1 eye-brow, shaped in the form of a V. When angered, these species will form a 90 degree angle with its eyebrows, and will shoot lasers out from their nose when they see a Scott in a pink bikini. Yet, these are also very religious. They have formed their own religions and beliefs, called Lanpethology. For those who study under this religion, they will recieve a boner from the heavens, and be blessed with it for 20 minutes. Also, a sign of warning: DO NOT WEAR SHORTS OR TANK TOPS NEAR IT. They will transform into a horrifying monsters that will scream DOO DOO DOO while molesting children under the age of 14.
OH EM GEEE!
ITS KAM WAI!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR BALLS BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR MANGINITYYY >:O
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