Kansas Plow

What is Kansas Plow?


1.

Defecating and masturbating at the same time.

"Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a dump. My girl wasn't around to take of me, so I just pulled a Kansas plow right there!"

See masturbation, defecation, autoeroticism, kansas, crass


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