What is Kansas Plow?
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Defecating and masturbating at the same time.
"Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a dump. My girl wasn't around to take of me, so I just pulled a Kansas plow right there!"
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To just drag your penis across somebodies sleeping face, and laugh your cock and balls off.
"Marcy was being a bitch yesterday, so..