Karl Marx Edit Meaning

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Author of the Communist Manifesto.

Karl Marx is considered by many to be the father of contemporary communistic doctrine.

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.Lived 1818-1883

.German historian

.Social scientist

.Revolutionary

.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848

.Wrote Das Kapital in 1848

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"

"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

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Karl Marx was a pretty smart guy, a heavy drinker and smoker, and a lover, too. Aparently a very good father. A scientist who found a scientific basis for socialism, the first step of a type of society called communism, and the first step after capitalism. The father of historical materialism. Always hated people who spoke of a socialism but not including communism, which would automatically follow up after socialism. His picture was pretty much destroyed by people like Stalin, castro, Mao and several socialists.

Karl Marx realized that most people who starve aren't lazy. And that there's something wrong with that. After that, he found out that sience is on his side, too.

See karl, marx, communism, socialism, engels

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(person)

A cool guy with a wafroand a Noah beard who invented a supposedly wonderful system called communism. Unfortunately this doesnt work for a couple reasons-

-Dipshits like Stalin tried to seize absolute power within communist nations; which, of course, corrupts absolutely.

-There are too many assholes for communism to work, and large amounts of people don't like to co-operate.

-"The modern eduction system is a bastardisation of Marxist theory, warped into a sickening variation of a dictatorship."

-"I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR HAIR, KARL MARX!!!!"

See marx, marks, karl, carl, commie, commy, communist

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Important 19th century economist and philosopher who, like many other academics of his time, believed that God was a character in a fictional novel. Is remembered best for writing The Communist Manifesto along with Freidrich Engels, though Das Kapital(The Capital) gives more thorough coverage of his economic theories and philosophies. He is often ridiculed unjustly by right-leaning economists, but any economist worth his beans is familiar with the work of Karl Marx. The philosopher Jean-Paul Satre used some of Marx's work in creating the philosophy of Existentialism. The word Marxist, derived from his name, is a mild euphimism often used to replace the term dirty athiestic blood-sucking communist scumbag.

: : Hi. I'm Karl. I'm a pretty nice guy who likes daisies. I am probably gay, according to more ignorant conservatives. Evil dictators have a bad habit of erecting my statue - I have that much in common with Jesus. I'm not all that bad at math, and I made up a lala land called communism where everyone could be happy. Too bad it doesn't quite work. Socialism works though. Try it. : :

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Chap who lived back in the nineteenth century. Grew a big beard, in which he invested quite a lot. Had a good head for mathematicsand wrote a lot about propertyand politicalevolution. A bit boring, not always on the money, and misunderstood by airheads and meatheads, as dead white males usually are. He overestimated both human generosity and the idea of membership of the working classas a badge of pride. Someone recently posted that he taught that the lazyshould be allowed leech off the hard-working. This actually is a pretty good picture of present-day America, where the lazy keep getting away with it because the hard-working keep votingfor them.

Karl Marx. A bit esoteric, but a middling good read if you like to stretch yourself.

See marx, communism, socialism, left-wing, beard

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A German political philosopher who wrote the Manifesto of the Communist Party (Communist manifesto), Das Kapital, and was the editor in chief of the liberal newspaper "Neue Rheinische Zeitung". Is the father of modern communism and has a tight grave in england that some idiots tried to blow up with a pipe bomb in 1970.

In works such as Das Kapital and 11th Thesis on Feuerbach, Karl Marx stated that “greed will be the death of capitalism” because the wages of an average working class man was not enough to be put back into the capitalist system. When later capitalist economists read Marx’s writings, the concept of consumerism was born. In this system, a factory worker will be paid enough to purchase a product that his factory made. This purchase allows a manager to extract surplus value from their workers by selling them a product for more than they were paid to make it. Repeat this process for millions of workers, and you have a consumer society. In this way Marx defined modern economics over 150 years ago, at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution.

See karl, marx, communist, manifesto, lenin