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The town or county police department.
Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's go..
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when a drunk guy goes to take a pis, he pulls out his tool and sees two, so he puts one of em away and pisses himself
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When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of ..