What is Keanu Reeves?
1.
A selected person, a chosen one.
"They got a Keanu Reeves!"
"Oh Shit, we can't beat a Keanu Reeves!"
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A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.
"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?
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One of the most criticized and misunderstood actors today - except for those who really get him. He's simply a human being who is searching for the answers to those questions most people that attempt to use their brain and tap into their emotions also look for - the meaning life, etc. who uses his job to explore those questions/answers...a job that gives him the attention he tries to avoid which many people think give them the right to criticize and ridicule him. He’s a regular Joe who happens to be an actor. If you like his acting, you’ll watch his movies. If you don’t like him why waste your time to ridicule someone who still has the last laugh? Regardless of what you say, he makes a lot more money than you!
K = heart + brain + $ = best catch out there!
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An A-list actor who shot to stardom after his movie "Speed" became a classic favorite among audiences in the mid 1990's. He is often perceived as enigmatic, zen-like, and mysterious. There is the misconception that he is not intelligent when in fact it is quite the opposite. Keanu Reeves is a highly accomplished actor who is hard working, respects his costars, and is loyal to his family and friends. He is extremely well-read, witty, charming, genuine, giving, caring, and incredibly talented. He researches his roles, and does his best to become every character he plays in his cinematic endeavors. Not only is he easy on the eyes but it is his heart that makes him as beautiful as ever. Keanu Reeves is an actor in every sense of the word.
Keanu Reeves... that about says it all.
One of a kind.
A rarity in Hollywood.
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Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive.
Matrix-(black cat walks by)
Keanu Reeves-"Whoa, deja vu!"
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The fucking hottest man alive who is an actor, bass player, is sweet and sexy and beautiful and has a cute personality. All the asswipes below are jealous of him.
Keanu Reeves is fucking hot.
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Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.
"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
"Morpheus"
"Yes..."
"Whoa!"
