Keep It Cali

What is Keep It Cali?

to keep everything simple

girl #1: i dont know what to wear for the date me and josh are going on!!

girl #2: relax girl, just keep it cali and everything will be alright

See simple, keep it real, doin too much

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Jersey Fever

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Nyquil Suicide

1. 1. A fake suicide attempt involving taking pictures of a supposedly slashed wrist with Cherry Nyquil as the blood. 2. To fake a death b..

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