Keep It Cali

What is Keep It Cali?

to keep everything simple

girl #1: i dont know what to wear for the date me and josh are going on!!

girl #2: relax girl, just keep it cali and everything will be alright

See simple, keep it real, doin too much

Oven Hot

1. The required temperature to burn Jews. Get away from there! thats oven hot! See burning, holy fire, gun, fire engine..

Molding Smasher

1. a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door ..

Navigate The Mountains With A St. Bernard

1. When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard). Damn bro, I met ..

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