Keep The Change Edit Meaning

1.

the ultimate conclusion to fellatio is to hmmm... to swallow the ejaculate would be the correct terminology...

johnny: last night was great... the first thing she did when i walked thru the door was go down on me!! i am one lucky bastard...

rod: awesome... did she keep the change?

See swallow, gulp, blow job, head, go down, hummer, oral, fellatio

2.

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.

Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.

Guy 2: Did she keep the change?

Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!

See swallow, blowjob, bj

3.

a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.

"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."

See bump that, screw that, jack off, forget about it, superbad, yeah right, whatever

4.

a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.

"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."

See jack off, bump that, screw that, forget about it, no way

5.

Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.

"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"

See fwb, payback, serendipity