What is Keesler?
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A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.
Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!
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A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate...
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When a person goes down on a girl while a crustacean but preferably a mollusk is inside her vagina.
"Dude I was eating out my girl..