Keester

What is Keester?


1.

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

2.

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

3.

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

4.

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

See christian, easter, christmas, church

5.

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly


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